Only in America...

[~((resonance))~]

Only in America...can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance...

Only in America...are therehandicapped parking places in front of a skating rink...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

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....constanly listening to the sound of life....surfing on sound waves and smiling bright...


The Sonic Lounge

~electronic BASSment~

[K-Step]

LOL
so true


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You are my high

[Eat Me]

i once got that email, but it was about canada.

another one was


only in canada can the healthy people buy cigarettes at the front of a drug store while the sick have to walk all the way to the back to get a prescription filled, hee hee.